Senator Benigno “Noynoy” Aquino III of the Liberal Party declares that he will run for President in the 2010 elections.

Presidential son Juan Miguel “Mikey” Arroyo has failed to declare to the Commission on Elections contributions that he said he received when he ran for Congress in 2004 and 2007.

In a press conference, Manuel “Mar” Roxas announced that his dropping from the presidential race to give way to Noynoy Aquino who will become the standard bearer for the Liberal Party.

Only a “miracle” will stop pardoned President Joseph Estrada from pursuing the presidency in the 2010 elections.